FGF 349 | Where Have All The Good Words Gone? At Least We Have The Goods. It’s Fresh Goods Friday 439!

Where is Barney once you want him? We want phrases of marvel and wibble to kick this factor off right here, and should you’re wanting in ST Towers for them, you’re wanting within the mistaken place. We have used all of the phrases. We’re left with the sort of dregs of letters you get on the finish of a Scrabble recreation. Oh. It. Dammit, I’ve obtained a B, and a J and the Q has simply turned up after I used the U to make ‘up’ final go. It wasn’t even on a double letter rating sq..

However wherefore artwork all of the phrases? Did Jess the Canine eat them? Did the good social media meltdown of this week have an effect on our extremely smart AI pushed Journey Bot and Evaluate Bot that write all our articles for us whereas we drink espresso and fondle tyre compounds?

No!

We put all of the phrases into the subsequent problem of Singletrack Journal, so it is best to subscribe at the moment, proper now, earlier than midnight tonight (15th March) to get it delivered to your door. There are many phrases in there. Good ones too. And footage, for once you’re uninterested in phrases. Go take a look at what’s in Difficulty 124, after which get it delivered to you, wrapped in potato starch.

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With the phrases we will discover, right here we go. Be warned although, we’d have needed to ask across the workplace for a number of extras, simply to fill within the gaps.

Canyon Neuron: ON 7.zero

  • Worth: £three,899
  • From: Canyon, canyon.com

It’s simply standing there! Magic!

Scorching on the heels of the Canyon Spectral:ON, the 150mm full susser that featured 29/27.5in wheels on the identical bike, the brand new Neuron:ON is a extra typical 29er that includes 130mm journey entrance and rear and power-assisted by a Shimano STEPS E8000 (XT degree) motor and semi-integrated battery. And earlier than you begin, sure, they did take into consideration simply calling it the NeurON, moderately than the Neuron:ON… however didn’t, OK? The bike does function some neat little touches, like a USB port on the highest tube that may cost your Garmin, or run a light-weight, utilizing the facility of the Shimano battery. There’s additionally a brand new saddle – Canyon’s SD:ON, which is an e-bike particular saddle. Designed for the higher quantity of seated climbing that e-bike riders do, it includes a flat profile with slightly kicker ramp on the again to push towards whereas climbing within the saddle. We’ve acquired this bike in for a couple of weeks, so we’ll let you understand how it will get on.

Sonder Transmitter [v2]

  • Worth: £300.00 body solely
  • From: Alpkit

Zoe, our supervisor. That’s probably the most you’ll ever see of her.

We’ve obtained a primary look article for the up to date Transmitter right here, and our Andi is definitely within the woods proper now driving one, so hold your eyes on the location for his first impressions.

Vee Rail Escape 29×2.Four

  • Worth: £49.99
  • From: Vee Tire, veetireco.com

29in by 2.4in… A great distance from the primary 29er tyres with their 2.zero treads…

Initially developed in 2.20in for cross nation, this tyre has now been made right into a 2.40in. It includes a complicated tread, filled with sipes and file pattersn and all types. Principally, it’s filled with grippy stuff. And so as to add to that, it options Vee’s DCC compound, which is a twin 56/48A compound.

Vee Snap WCE

  • Worth: ‘Round £65.00’
  • From: Vee Tire

This tyre is so sticky that all the darkish molecules within the room are caught to it.

This Vee Snap WCE tyre is model new and really thrilling for those who love a little bit of grip. It makes use of Vee’s ‘Prime 40’ compound which is Vee’s stickiest, slowest rebound compound ever in a bicycle tyre. Beforehand, it solely appeared in Vee’s motorcycle drag race tyres, which is fairly cool. Sure, it is available in at 1.2kg or so an finish, however the tread is comedically smooth and sticky. One for race days and moist journeys to the rooty playground of your selection. It’ll are available 27.5 and 29in x 2.35.

It’s like being run over by a slug.

Michelin Wild Enduro 29×2.40 Tyre

  • Worth: £44.99
  • From: Silverfish

Claiming to offer grip, velocity and power in a entrance tyre particular design, the Wild Enduro is appropriate for each summer time and winter driving with a tread sample designed for terrain versatility. The robust, light-weight Gravity Defend casing is designed for probably the most difficult Enduro driving and the block tread design gives most braking grip.

Madison Flux Shorts

  • Worth: £69.99
  • From: Madison

Easy but trendy light-weight design, the Madison Flux shorts are constructed of a Four-way stretch materials with thigh, hip and rear vents for air conditioning.

Leatt Airflex Professional Kneeguards

  • Worth: £77.99
  • From: Hotlines

Slimming. Ross’ knees have by no means seemed so good.

Right here’s one we reviewed earlier! The Airflex Professional Kneeguards are designed to supply nice impression safety with a slim, light-weight match.

How the cool youngsters nice one another.

Ross’ knee survived the extreme influence of Chipps’ fist, however this aggressive transfer prompted a full struggle to interrupt out. With Andi and Mark chanting ‘FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT’ from the window above, Jess the canine barking ferociously in defence of her dad, and passers by cheering for Chipps it fairly an eventful afternoon. That was all an enormous lie.

Troy Lee D3 Fiberlite Helmet

  • Worth: £200.00
  • From: Saddleback

Straight from the FedEx van to Fresh Goods.

This entry degree full face helmet from Troy Lee Designs is a light-weight choice providing good air circulate with its multi-ventilation system. In case of emergency, the cheek pads could be eliminated with a lever in order that emergency docs can simply take away the helmet. Let’s hope that’s by no means wanted! This helmet is an XXL to accommodate a full head of dreadlocks.

Renthal Extremely Cheesy Grips & Grip Glue

  • Worth: Grips £11.99, Glue £three.99
  • From: Ison

Double grooved for grip-wire

MS Mondraker athlete Laurie Greenland makes use of these grips, Commencal Vallnord’s Cecile Ravanel makes use of them too. Now Ross is becoming a member of their ranks (as a grip consumer, not as a completely superior professional rider). The Extremely Cheesy™ compound always produces and renews a sticky floor coating, which claims to extend management and scale back fatigue. If the grip loses its stickiness, you wash them and permit them to air dry to re-activate.

Knurle. Good phrase.

Potato Farmer

  • Worth: £nfs
  • From: Jersey? Idaho?

Have you seen this man earlier than?

We’re unsure. This man has appeared within the workplace this week, so we’re assuming he’s liable for the brand new potato starch wrappers for the subscriber editions of the journal. We assume that’s who he’s. Definitely, if we’ve seen him earlier than it was so way back that we’ve all forgotten his face.

ODI F-1 Collection Dread Lock V2.1 Tinker Juarez Signature Lock-On Grips

  • Worth: £29.99
  • From: Ison

Extremely smooth and cheesy. Which is the hair?

Manufactured from recycled glo sticks.

Designed to provide padding and management on longer rides, these are made with an ‘extremely smooth and light-weight A.I.R.E. compound’ and have an offset design to offer further padding in your palms with out the texture of a cumbersome grip. Mushy TPE ends present additional help on turns and assist to guard your grips from impacts.

Muckynutz Brief and Lengthy MugGuards

  • Worth: £19.99 (brief), £24.99 (lengthy)
  • From: Muckynutz

The add ons for Scorching Wheels are getting ever extra unlikely.

Useful once you’re driving your mountain bike round your muddy ploughed potato fields, maybe. Retains the clart off your face and the grit out of your tooth. These include Velcro fasteners so you’ll be able to extra simply take away or swap them between bikes. The lengthy choice claims to be the longest available on the market – nice for actually sloppy winter rides.

Leatt Velocity 6.5 Iriz Goggles

  • Worth: £79.99/$89.99/€89.99
  • From: Leatt/Hotlines, hotlines-uk.com

The Invisible Man rehearsals have been going properly.

Useful for hiding from paparazzi or masking up the outcomes of your current cosmetic surgery, these goggles will even work for driving a motorcycle. These are Leatt’s first goggles, just lately launched on the Bike Connection occasion and have one thing like 17 body color combos and 9 shades of (bulletproof!) lenses. There’s an entire load of tech happening there, so verify them out, or keep tuned for a evaluation sooner or later.

Knog PWR Rider Duo

  • Worth: £79.99
  • From: Silverfish

It’s two lights and a battery pack in a single.

Mount this to your helmet for a back and front mild in a single – there’s a pink 12 lumen rear mild on one finish, and a 450 lumen white entrance mild on the opposite. The entrance mild has six totally different modes – three regular and three flashing, whereas the rear mild has a selection of regular or flash. The mild additionally acts as a battery pack, so in an emergency you would use it to cost your telephone or bike pc.

Mavic Echappée Matryx Footwear

  • Worth: £160
  • From: Mavic, mavic.com

Made from reclaimed Hubba Bubba.

Wanting like they could double up as a fell shoe, and displaying Mavic’s Salomon ancestry, might these be simply what’s wanted for these occasions the place you run up a hill carrying your bike? They’re manufactured from tremendous mild Matryx materials that’s skinny and quick drying, full with a speedlace system. One for that off-road biathlon maybe?

Relish Your Experience Bottle

  • Worth: $12
  • From: Spurcycle

Don’t fill with pickle juice, you sick freaks.

We hate to be pedantic, however that’s a pickle, or a gherkin, not a relish. The lacking u in ‘flavourings’ provides it as away as being ‘merican english, so not likely english in any respect. Relish, pickle, chutney, piccalilli…a lot cultural confusion. Anyway, this can be a bottle. You’ll be able to put liquid in it. Water, perhaps. Simply keep in mind to ask for ‘wadder’ for those who’re within the USA.

They forgot ‘mud, canine poo, lengthy grass and brambles’

Liqui Moly Bike Unguents

  • Worth: Dry lube €7,98, Moist lube €6,39, chain cleaner 200ml €6,09, cleaner 400ml €eight,89, chain spray 200ml €eight,19, chain spray 400ml €10,19, tyre repair €7,89, multi-purpose spray €Four,39
  • From: Liqui Moly

Hailing from the automotive market, this new vary of merchandise could also be present in your native bike store. There’s a potion for many situations right here, and we’ve not had samples of the bike cleaner or gloss spray, however they exist too. We’re barely intrigued by the tyre repair – it’s a type of mousse that may fill a gap the place in any other case you may use a noodle.

Spurcycle Device

  • Worth: $69
  • From: Spurcycle

Such a small, neat package deal, such a pleasant, useful device.

The deal with is product of titanium, so already we’ve certainly obtained to be on to a winner. Instruments are thrilling. Titanium makes a few of us go mmm, in a great way. So, this can be a fairly scorching little package deal, machined in California. Ten metal bits share the X-Pac pouch, which is handcrafted in San Francisco, and there’s room to tuck an emergency tenner in there too.

Metro 100 Head Set

  • Worth: £35.00
  • From: eBay

Provides vroom to your automotive.

Amanda has All The Expertise. Not solely can she journey bikes, make magazines, take pictures, draw footage and do cool issues together with her hair, she will additionally repair automobiles. She’s maybe not so nice at shopping for automobiles, as a result of the one she simply purchased wants a brand new head gasket. Fortunately, she’s modified a couple of prior to now so thinks this can be no hassle in any way. We all hope she is true. As a result of none of us goes to be any assist.

Vroom. Hopefully by Monday Amanda will probably be revving her engine and doing donuts someplace. Not beneath a blanket and luxury consuming doughnuts. Want her luck. Hope your weekends require a lot much less mechanical enter, and loads of braap. Or Qjab. That’s a phrase, proper? And with the double letter rating…can we cease now?

Tunes of the week! Win a T-shirt

These are the tunes that have gotten every of us by way of the week. Every staffer picks a tune from their ears and we create a brand new playlist every week.

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The Singletrack MTB Chain

We have been contemplating within the workplace the tunes that we affiliate with mountain biking. Tunes which are a part of bike video soundtracks or that simply have some affiliation with driving. So we thought we’d make a playlist of those tunes and add to it every week. Like some type of chain of songs. A motorcycle chain for those who like. We don’t assume there’s been something like this finished earlier than. A rising playlist of tunes with a linked theme.

Anyway, we’ve began it off under with Four songs and we’d such as you so as to add to it every week.

Recommend a track to us and if we decide yours and add it we’ll ship you a t-shirt. Make certain to elucidate the hyperlink.

Drop your recommendations to us by e mail editorial@singletrackworld.com, or by way of our social media channels. Use the hashtag #themtbchain

Two Footwear: by The Cat Empire

Picked by Mark who says…

A track we’ve chosen from the soundtrack to what we within the workplace think about to be among the best MTB films of all time. Roam

Since We Final Spoke: by RJD2

Picked by Chipps and in addition a from the above talked about film of awesomeness an inspiration.

Rollin’: By Present Swell

Properly, it’s referred to as ‘Rollin’. Apparent? Too apparent? When you could be as obscure as this together with your alternatives we in all probability gained’t decide it as a winner. Don’t be meh! Be higher than us.

The Agony & The Ecstacy: by Excessive Distinction, Selah Corbin

Chosen by Singletrack Artwork Director, Amanda. She says…

Maybe a bit private, this monitor was chosen because it describes my relationship with bikes fairly precisely, however I really feel extra individuals may share the hyperlink with the lyrics. It’s additionally the monitor I had enjoying via my headphones at the beginning line of my first main race to drown out the sound of the air raid siren.

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